In Ivan Reitman’s No Strings Attached, Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher are fuck buddies who become — ta-da! — lovers. That’s hardly a new idea, but at 3:44 in the morning, who needs new ideas? I just want to see Natalie get down and dirty, yo.
Tomorrow: Crazy, Stupid, Love starring Steve Carell, Julianne Moore, and Emma Stone. Yeah. More rom-coms. It’s weekend and I need my fill of beautiful babes and happy endings. The week has been crazy and rough.